Louie Aronowitz

@LouieAronowitz

Music • Writing • Comedy • Acting • VoiceOver • Hate The Last Jedi • Impressions • Other Things Too • I Can Speedrun Zelda Faster Than You

New York
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Joined March 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jan 15

    When I see a super hot dude

    1 reply 3 retweets 30 likes
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  2. 4 hours ago

    Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this? Me: THEY WERE ON A BREAK!!! Therapist: No

    2 replies 5 retweets 70 likes
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  3. 7 hours ago

    Me: takes class with someone because they have connections and can help my career Also me: argues with that teacher ensuring they will definitely NOT help me in any way 😎

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  4. 9 hours ago

    Hire me instead:

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  5. 17 hours ago

    Tried that app that makes you old and apparently I’m still a mega hottie in 50 years

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  6. 18 hours ago

    Check👏your👏head👏in👏butt👏privilege👏

    Guy at Front of Human Centipede Doesn’t Believe in ‘Privilege’
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  7. Jul 16

    My old improv coach hates me because I accidentally insulted her once like 5 years ago Now she has a Netflix show My plan of having famous people hate me is finally coming together!!!!!

    1 reply 16 likes
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  8. Jul 16

    Garden State (2019): You gotta hear this one podcast, it’ll change your life

    1 reply 5 likes
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  9. Retweeted
    Jul 16

    Sorry, recording session is cancelled, my mom decided to work from home today........

    1 retweet 9 likes
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  10. Retweeted
    Jul 15

    Matt Skiba Replaces Tom Delonge to Lead Area 51 Raid

    51 retweets 251 likes
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  11. Jul 15

    Anyone who tries to say they’re a Jim is actually a Michael Anyone who *claims* to not know what the previous sentence means is a Dwight

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  12. Jul 15

    Boycotting Amazon for by not ORDERING anything! Gonna finally watch that Jack Ryan show instead!

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  13. Jul 14

    *cancelling Netflix*

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  14. Jul 14

    5’8 = 4’20 5’9 = 69” So why y’all pretending to be 5’10 for???

    1 reply 2 retweets 11 likes
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  15. Jul 14

    Stormin like my name is El Niño...

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  16. Jul 14

    thinking she can play ANY role makes me so angry!!! What if she takes a potential role away from ME?!?!?! 😡😡😡

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  17. Retweeted
    Jul 14

    Matt Skiba Replaces Tom Delonge to Lead Area 51 Raid

    20 replies 385 retweets 1,602 likes
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  18. Jul 14

    Whoa! I figured out the ultimate twitter hack: How to get followers: have another account that already has a ton of followers and have it retweet you How to get a billion likes and retweets: already have a billion followers

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  19. Jul 13

    “We’re not God or your father, but we are most definitely the BOSS” - Bagel BOSS new slogan

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  20. Jul 13

    Konami Code: Up up down down left right left right B A Start Bronami Code: U up up down down left right left right B A Start?

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  21. Jul 13

    I could ABSOLUTELY score a point on Serena Williams in tennis........

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