I had a dream that my kitchen countertops got upgraded to quartz or granite then was actively disappointed when I woke up
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I got a horrible stiff neck the other day from sitting on the couch wrong
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My back hurts and I keep looking at decorative pillows online
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Do not look at pillows! If your body ales you my dear I have just the remedy for you! Introducing the amazing goober's refined cure-all elixir!! May contain real absinthe... Brought to you by eldermancy
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i’ve got too many examples so i gave up
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My knee makes noises
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Sometimes I wake up in the morning and think "thank god, I have today off, I am so exciting to wash dishes, do housework, and take a nap today."
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This was The Justice League I grew up with.pic.twitter.com/VREOBFQasB
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I actively used to eat candy sugar dots off paper and I liked it
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