I've used Find my Iphone 4x this week. This morning the phone was in my hoodie pouch; the hoodie I was wearing. So that's about where I am. You ok?
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Gori Libbs @lorigibbs
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Speaker Human Antidepressant Fun Aunt at Camp Hooha 
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Police Officer Sean Chu left me a lot of voicemails in the weeks after he sexually assaulted me when I was a minor. One of those voicemails has deeply haunted me for over 25 years. “… don’t wear deodorant next time. I want to smell your scent when I f&ck you.” #ResignSeanChu
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Choir & bowling turned me into a Trick Bowler. NBD.
Hey, if you're struggling, grab my hand. We'll form a web of people slogging through the muck then eventually we'll skydive in the same formation.
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Oh hey, it’s the vodka/Mio mother daughter gang about to save the world one hug at a time. ‘Sup. 🤗
I'm a soft place you can fall. No cannonballs please & watch the elbows, but I got you.
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Best men’s polo shirt brand that’s available in Canada:
- Eddie Bauer50%
- Helly Hanson0%
- LL Bean16.7%
- Other (pls tell me)33.3%
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For 16 years, every time my friend talks to her family about me, she calls me "Lori Gibbs of Stage & Screen." Everyone should have a friend like this.
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Danielle smith. Wow ALBERTA. Sad sad sad
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Actually, Tears for Fears, I've never wanted to rule the world. Have you seen this shitshow?
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Nobody: Lori, what inspirational tasks have you accomplished in the last month?
Me: I... well, I use less exclamation points than I used to in my messages.
N: Is it difficult trusting the recipient will know to use a positive tone?
Me: Yes!! [whispers] God damn it.
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When people shoot hate your way, mentally pick up a mirror & face them with it. That's their shit, not yours. Then frolic away with love.
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Started watching Dahmer. It's moving too slow for me. An Instant Pot could've solved this. Mornin'.
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When people think I made big money in radio, I laugh & remind them I’m a woman.
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Sending support to anyone who fears someone may be hiding under their bed right now.
I just want you to know…
You’re not alone.
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So happy when my psychologist referred to me as Gori Libbs yesterday. She gets me! Grateful for brain massages.
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In the course of a day, how many times is normal to wonder if you're talking to a murderer? Is it 7?
- It is indeed 7.38.5%
- Way more.23.1%
- Less.23.1%
- There is no normal!15.4%
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I wish one of my male comedian friends would say "Fuck the Matriarchy" in a joke & we'd die laughing.
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If you are struggling, you are not alone—AHS has resources and services available to help you or someone you know. For information on supports to help you, visit ahs.ca/helpintoughtim or call the Mental Health Helpline at 1-877-303-2642.
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The best spelling mistake is when one uses balling for bawling.
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Oh cool, a typo. Another way to know.
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I heard someone rolling a garbage bin & thought "Alert alert it's not garbage day that's suspicious I should peek out the window." And that's how I know I'm official a senior. Bring on the GD discounts.
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Ask me anything & I'll give you terrible advice. Starting right... NOW.
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In the UK, sausage fingers would be called banger fingers. Later taters. 🥸
A fair amount of the time, the voice in my head sounds like Kip from Napoleon Dynamite. Nermal, right?
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The President of Rogers just emailed again to see if I’d be the star of The Outage.
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As soon as I saw the ‘no bad days’ decal, I wanted to sideswipe that car & yell, “Not even one?” OMG what have I become
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“A regular mom packs you well-balanced lunches representing all nine food groups. A cool mom slips you a fiver and says ‘cafeteria fries & gravy – it’ll change your life!’” -
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Lara Rae, , , and Bree Parsons shoot from the hippie in “Zed vs. Zee & Cool Moms”, encoring today at 1:30pm on CBC Radio One!
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It’s time to place your alpha-bets for The Debaters’ season finale! “Zed vs. Zee & Cool Moms” with Lara Rae, , , and Bree Parsons, premieres today at 11:30am on CBC Radio One!
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This is my stage curtsy now.
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There are plenty of moms who can't tell the difference between their kids! @lorigibbs and her takes on how to "real mom" have the audience on an emotional roller coaster 
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Brought my emotional support potato on the plane without issue. #vodka
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A potent mix of facts and funny as seasoned comedians go head-to-head. ’s hit show is back in #Winnipeg! (all ages welcome)
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🗓 May 8 at Jubilee Place
🎟️ ticketweb.ca/event/cbc-radi
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THIS SUNDAY– 's hit show is back in #Winnipeg! A potent mix of facts and funny as seasoned comedians go head-to-head. (All ages welcome)
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🗓️ May 8
📍 Jubilee Place
🎟️ Tickets available here ticketweb.ca/event/cbc-radi
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Pretty wild that the name Jeff is short for Jeffica and no one talks about it
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