Loren Terveen

Is everyone excited about tonight’s debate about fracking, coal, and other concerns of moderate western Pennsylvanians?

I am looking forward to each candidate addressing the new traffic light on my block in Pittsburgh — I think it’s good development overall, but the timer needs to be a bit faster, and sometimes it’s hard to see when the sun is at a certain angle…

and I'm sure the candidates are more interested in talking about a traffic light in PGH than a wildfire burning up the entire west coast. swing states rule!

to be fair, this tweet would be funnier if i had placed the stoplight in the suburbs, let's pretend I said it was in Latrobe or something

Spotted! You must be one of the liberal trolls pretending to be a suburber. There's not enough traffic in suburb Latrobe for a traffic light.

my hometown of 300 people has a traffic light. it's a point of pride, haha.

Mine doesn't, you city slicker.

to be fair, they converted it to a blinking red light a decade ago. probably didn't have the money to take it down ;)