Chris Lawrence

Remember what happened in Orson Welles’s “The War of the Worlds” radio program? Guess what you can get in April’s fool. @asteris

in the US, it's April Fools every day lately. But you've got a point (*shiver*)

Mildly bemused that a tweet I largely posted as sardonic humor has gone totally viral (including articles at NY Magazine and Slashdot).

Are you as stupid as your tweets sound? Do you REALLY think Trump is going to send a Presidential at 3am?

are you to stupid to understand sardonic humor? Because that's what your tweet indicates.

no one understands your use of "sardonic humor" because you fail to make your point as such. Try again. And it's spelled "too".

Are you *too* stupid to think of a witty retort more quickly than in a day? Again, your tweets would seem to indicate that.

there is no attempt to be witty. I'm stating what I see, a pseudo-intellectual trying to make a funny without knowing how!

70 minutes. You're getting better at trolling at least.

You started from an incredibly low baseline, so don't send in that application to Breitbart just yet. But you're learning!

among the comments are "... never prepared for class...", "... all lectures online and never in class..."... learned nothing...".

Are you worried he'll outlaw doughnuts or porn?

aren’t you? Donuts and porn made America truly great.

Not much left to say after that reply. Typical nut job. Working your nuts while eating a doughnut, all while criticizing others.

He should have control over your fork