Jason on Twitter: "Tonight, people who are weaker, slower, and dumber than you will deliver bags of treats to your very doorstep. Seize this moment." / Twitter

Tonight, people who are weaker, slower, and dumber than you will deliver bags of treats to your very doorstep. Seize this moment.

1:17 PM · Oct 31, 2014Twitter Web Client

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@runssober theres no canvassing scheduled is there?

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Congrats on your 1000★ tweet! favstar.fm/t/528174003488

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Not MY doorstep, the doorstep of my neighbors who are out of town...

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haha

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happy halloween, you guys

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where's my candy corn, you rascal

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The thought that counts!

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Stealing from excited kids is wrong on so many levels.

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Fit and soon to be toothless.

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