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RT @longwall26: The fact that axe handles are made of wood is the ultimate "fuck you" to trees.

“@longwall26: The fact that axe handles are made of wood is the ultimate "fuck you" to trees.” @Leah_Helene @JoeyPacific

Since coffins are made of wood, I'm thinking the trees are getting the last laugh. @longwall26 @OhNoSheTwitnt

“@longwall26: The fact that axe handles are made of wood is the ultimate "fuck you" to trees.” Tru dat

@SnarkyFieds that's so true and so fucking funny.

Excuse me while I go away to rethink my entire existence now

the axe handle's broken, dear Liza dear Liza the axe handle's broken, dear Liza it's broke So make a new one dear Henry...

@longwall26 @WGladstone then how was the first axe made?

@longwall26 @DagfinnNordbo Not the axe handles from Fiskars. The best axe for wood chopping. They are not made of wood.

#2013Faves RT @longwall26 The fact that axe handles are made of wood is the ultimate "fuck you" to trees.

@longwall26 @lawyerthoughts I would retweet this were it not for my commitment not to swear online. But I sure am Thinking in agreement!

“@longwall26: The fact that axe handles are made of wood is the ultimate "fuck you" to trees.”

"@longwall26: The fact that axe handles are made of wood is the ultimate "fuck you" to trees."

@longwall26 @RorynotRoy This and @ceejoyner's Picture a fox tweet are easily in the top five ever.

@longwall26 @duplicitron "From the forest itself comes the handle for the axe..." Matisyahu

@longwall26 I wonder how they cut down the first tree?

@longwall26 stop hurting yourself stop hurting yourself stop hurting yourself