Monica Boles

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http://bitly.xaijo.com/jenna  I threw a recyclable item in the trash in case any ladies were looking for a "badboy" type.

http://bitly.xaijo.com/sondra  One time I smashed my face into a keyboard and accidentally wrote the fifth Twilight book.

http://bitly.xaijo.com/ashley  One time I smashed my face into a keyboard and accidentally wrote the fifth Twilight book.

http://bitly.xaijo.com/jNSKHRhj  Nothing is certain but death and iTunes updates.

http://bitly.xaijo.com/RejbC  I drafted 1984 Madonna and a meatball sub for my fantasy football team. Hey, it's my fantasy.

Nice try traffic, but I'm not murdering anyone today. http://bitly.xaijo.com/jNSKHRhj 

http://bitly.xaijo.com/JgbcK  I'm eating for six, according to the serving size on every single package of everything ever.

Today we honor St. Patrick, the patron saint of puking and peeing. http://bitly.xaijo.com/GaBkOmFl 

http://bitly.xaijo.com/hInkCnS  In hindsight, we shouldn't have given the cat her own checking account.

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Strong desire to make bread rather than sleep. Ah well, save it for tomorrow.

Why is it that after I take a shower I always want to text someone?

Doesn't know what to do she misses him so much.

Loves jelly donuts and smiling at strangers going the other direction on the sidewalk.

2 radio stations. Both playing bad romance, only about 30sec off from each other. Amazing...

Gonna hang with Charlie for a while. The Wallflower.

If he said what I wanted him to say then it wouldn't be as fun...

feels lonely and doesn't know what to do about it.

We are but two athiests in lust.