lolsob

@lolsob

Because if you can't laugh, you've got to cry. Sometimes both at the same time.

Joined June 2009

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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    MILLENNIALS TAKE CAUTION APPLEBEES WILL NOT BE TRULY DEAD UNTIL YOU HAVE THROWN ITS HEART INTO THE OCEAN CHASM FROM WHICH IT ONCE EMERGED

    14 replies 688 retweets 1,929 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    59 years ago 2day, Rogers Nelson was born. 17 years ago 2day, he invited his fams 2

    20 replies 247 retweets 563 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    This guy would have turned 59 today.
    23 retweets 78 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    Since the worst POTUS in history is too craven, self-absorbed, and ungrateful to acknowledge it, here is a real President's message on

    1 reply 3 retweets 3 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    Some of my favorite looks while I was in Costa Rica: emptiness; dreadful emptiness; and pain itself

    2 replies 363 retweets 1,022 likes
  6. Jun 5

    Repeat with Dr. Oz. And coconut.

    1997: ewww why is your food so yellow eww whats in that gross.. 2017: omg have u tried tumeric?? Its like organiccccc ughhh omg love it
  7. Jun 5

    *snort* House Hunters with Jane Eyre?

    Replying to @SketchesbyBoze
    [House Hunters] her: I am a poor, homely governess him: I own a vast manor house on the moors [voice from the attic]: help me
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    Jun 4

    brunos uptown funk sound exactly like morris day & the times. hope he paid em royalties.

    5 replies 17 retweets 60 likes
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    Jun 3

    Ever wondered how many times Prince performed Purple Rain and caused it to rain? Very smart person did.

    8 replies 105 retweets 238 likes
  10. Jun 3

    Why Bill Maher is on my Backpfeifengesicht list - Thread.

    Bill Maher been trash for the LONGEST
  11. Retweeted
    May 31

    To the people who are so upset for Barron Trump, where was the outrage when Sasha and Malia saw images of their dad hanging from a noose? 😴

    568 replies 5,701 retweets 13,222 likes
  12. Retweeted
    May 30

    french press coffee > negative press covfefe

    3 replies 703 retweets 1,830 likes
  13. Retweeted
    May 30

    Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to covfefe

    2 replies 466 retweets 1,174 likes
  14. Retweeted
    May 30

    Ask your doctor if Covfefe is right for you.

    404 replies 14,515 retweets 48,214 likes
  15. Retweeted
    May 30

    Yo covfefo Tu covfefes El covfefe Nosotros covfefemos Ellos covfefen

    275 replies 9,550 retweets 22,415 likes
  16. May 30

    Why were thinkpiece writers young in the 1960s? What assholes got more than a hour for lunch? LMAO, m'fkers.

    "Why aren't more millennials drinking on the job?"
  17. May 30

    Listening to Cibo Matto when you haven't eaten food yet today: sensual moody & a bad idea.

  18. Retweeted
    May 30

    This is why I don't talk to people. They are effing idiots who seem to always think they're doing me a favor by talking to me.

    1 reply 5 retweets 30 likes
  19. Retweeted
    May 26

    GOOGLE: we made a car that drives itself & mapped the planet in 3D GOVT: tell us how much you pay your female employees GOOGLE: impossible

    142 replies 11,836 retweets 14,659 likes
  20. Retweeted
    May 24

    When it skulks on a reef And has two sets of teeth ... That's a moray.

    473 replies 14,896 retweets 36,828 likes

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