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  1. Pinned Tweet
    24 Mar 2016

    Bumble should just be called "seeking white males in finance"

  2. Retweeted
    May 29
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    May 19
  4. May 4

    All there is to it

  5. Retweeted
    May 4
  6. Apr 17

    I've seen more home video footage of Robert Kardashian than I've seen my dad IRL

  7. Apr 13

    "Goblin, ghoul"

  8. Apr 13

    Jay Z just listing off monsters in the song "Monster" will always be the best thing of all time

  9. Retweeted
    Apr 11

    Gay men are being taken to concentration camps in Chechnya, which Trump's friend Putin oversees. This is a nightmare. WHERE'S THE OUTRAGE???

  10. Mar 22

    This Walking Dead/Lord of the Rings crossover text proves I'm not adopted

  11. Retweeted
    Mar 20

    I would have like zero problem if they brought back Glenn on Walking Dead, even if the reason made no sense

  12. Retweeted
    Mar 10
  13. Feb 22

    How much does rent cost on these new planets

  14. Feb 21

    i hate when the elevator opens and someone IMMEDIATELY sticks their hand over the gap to "hold" it BROOO there's time ur not a martyr

  15. Feb 21
  16. Feb 20

    I have a permanent heart condition from snakes vs iguanas

  17. Feb 14

    Ugh can we all just reference this way more in our current social climate

  18. Retweeted
    Feb 11

    Here’s me trying to do a cartwheel for no reason last year at the age of 80. Pathetic. I’ll try again when I’m 85.

  19. Feb 9

    yo there's actually a sequel of Rogue One coming out. It's called Rogue Two and the two main characters are my eyebrows

  20. Jan 25
  21. Jan 22

    I'm ready for another

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