Ellen

@lneb

i like a good story.

Joined April 2009
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  1. 18 Oct 2016

    getting things done on the 10 hour bus to vienna is the unemployed person's cross-country flight

  2. 16 Mar 2016

    Just got an ad for Soylent. SF is officially over.

  3. Retweeted
    15 Mar 2016

    Said no one to a man ever.

    Smile. You just had a big night.
    11 replies 72 retweets 196 likes
  4. 21 Feb 2016

    A father to his 3 year old son: "You look despondent. Are you experiencing existential angst?"

  5. Retweeted
    20 Dec 2015

    Everyone who confuses correlation with causation eventually ends up dead.

    15 replies 246 retweets 277 likes
  6. 30 Dec 2015

    but actually THIS IS NOT OKAY

  7. 27 Dec 2015

    OH: "if she's getting dinner and has a dinner energy right now then she can join"

  8. 19 Dec 2015

    @EA_Kennedy

  9. 8 Nov 2015

    @thatgibsonkid way to go! is there a crowdfunding campaign i can contribute to?

  10. Retweeted
    22 Sep 2014

    Google Lends a Helping Hand to Madison Ave. on Digital Proficiency

    1 retweet 1 like
  11. 26 Jun 2014

    because we're wilderness girls and it's cookie time.

  12. 15 Jun 2014

    Risotto is a leisure sport.

  13. 27 May 2014

    dear 2014, It may be almost June, but I'm coming for ya. Xoxo Ellen

  14. 16 May 2014

    "Know thyself and find someone to pay thyself for what thyself is."

  15. 15 May 2014

    who can go to sleep when it's so warm out?

  16. Retweeted
    19 Apr 2014

    After all, if mobile phones can be made to require PINs to use, to foil thieves, why not handguns?

    61 replies 250 retweets 212 likes
  17. Retweeted
    19 Apr 2014

    Any job that can be measured by productivity is a job humans should not be doing. Productivity is for robots.

    29 replies 428 retweets 338 likes
  18. 18 Apr 2014

    Interpol's album Antics is 10 years old...scary!

  19. Retweeted
    16 Apr 2014

    Google Glass go on sale. It's like a chastity belt for your face!

    14 replies 349 retweets 336 likes
  20. 14 Apr 2014

    ruined me & now makes all other ramen spots seem incredibly terrible. Any ramen recs in SF?

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