I guess the thing to do is once clearly-identified paid-for blue checkmark accounts become evident we all unfollow and block them as soon as we find them.
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Actually quite enjoying the Porco Dio song I've made to test out my sequencer. It features samples I took of Giles swearing whilst playing Little Nightmares 2 (and a bunch of ordinary synth samples obv).
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MASSIVE REGRATS
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REGRATULATION is the act of celebrating something again.
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GameCentral talks to Llamasoft founder @llamasoft_ox about his new game: a reimaging of lost Atari coin-op Akka Arrh.
metro.co.uk/2022/12/07/jef
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RICH PEOPLE. Why do you want to live in such fucking big houses? You can only occupy a finite amount of rooms at once. Just live in normal sized houses like proper people, for fuck's sake.
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The dog can also help players find hidden power-ups, such as extra time or a speed boost, that can help them in their quest to mow the lawn.
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Players can use their trusty dog as an ally in the game. The dog can help players by barking at the neighbor, slowing them down and giving players more time to mow the lawn.
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The game "Posh Lawn Panic" puts players in the role of a homeowner tasked with maintaining a pristine lawn. However, players must navigate the challenges of mowing the lawn while being chased by an angry neighbor who is determined to stop them.
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Glancing back at Twitter I'd forgotten about that bloke who posts a picture of his midriff and shorts every day.
(maybe there's more but tweetdeck truncation just shows me the midriff and shorts, always the same pose, it's metronomic and intrinsic to my twitter experience)
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Tempest 2000, oh how we love to play
A masterpiece of gaming, from Atari
Blast your way through levels, with speed and grace
Tempest 2000, a true classic in the arcade.
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With a spaceship at your fingertips
Youll spin and twist and turn
Through a world of geometric shapes
And enemies that will burn
From the ancient world of Cyberspace
To the futuristic world of Tempest 2000
A game that stands the test of time
A true classic forever shining bright
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In the land of the arcade
There's a game that stands tall
A world of neon colors
And a beat that will enthrall
Tempest 2000, oh how we love to play
A masterpiece of gaming, from Atari
Blast your way through levels, with speed and grace
Tempest 2000, a true classic in the arcade
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🐂👍🐪🐪🐪🐪🐪🐪
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37 years ago this week:
BATALYX
Published by @llamasoft_ox
Receives a SIZZLER and 94% in
ZZAP!64 magazine
Issue No.8
December 1985
Another of my favourites 
#Commodore64 #C64
#Commodore64 #C64
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Giles and Spotty Ears by the fence, enjoying the pale sunshine. The donkey is there too.
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also just out of interest I tried looking at twitter on my phone, away from my PC/Tweetdeck/adblock combo through which I normally see it.
Every 5th tweet was 'promoted'.
Is that normal, or did Elon turn up the density in order to try and wring more cash out?
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Over on Masto for some reason many people saw me cuddling a bison plushie, and some of them thought I'd made the plushie. I had to clarify that I am a plushie enthusiast rather than a plushie maker. 🐂
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Just in case anyone here wants to read my Meet the Flock series on Masto, links to parts 1-5 are here.
Blatant sheep-promotion, you've been warned. 🐑
toot.wales/@llamasoft_ox/
toot.wales/@llamasoft_ox/
toot.wales/@llamasoft_ox/
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Could even be something to include in the mega archive.
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Really enjoying doing my Meet the Flock series on Masto. It's lovely to tell the stories of each sheep, and I'm happy that people are really enjoying them.
I'll probably expand the series over time to cover the entire historical flock back to Molly and Flossie.
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Cute nuke deployed. Mastodon in meltdown at the sheer force of weapons-grade cute that has been unleashed. 🐑
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It's Panda's day on Meet the Flock on Masto tomorrow, I've been going through choosing photos.
CUTE NUKE IMMINENT 🐑
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"Hunt and Score" was the first ever video game to have llamas in. 🦙
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Hunt and Score is the Atari VCS's 1978 take on a memory match game, and the subject of a detailed retrospective: atariarchive.org/blog/hunt-scor
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Do we know the dimensions and quantity of the thanks that were given at "Thanksgiving"?
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And... it's been COMING SOON ever since. The website still exists. It even has pictures of the device but now even COMING SOON is gone and it just gives a date: 2021.
...I'm never going to have my easy as toast eggs am I :(
Off to bed. I'll be thinking 'bout thos eggs. 🥚
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at least something glorious could come out of it. Egg on demand. The easiest egg imaginable. Lashings and lashings of glorious egg. I'd empty chickens for miles around.
Bloke put up a web site for it. COMING SOON, it said. REGISTER YOUR INTEREST it said. IIRC this was like 2009.
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I wanted one so badly. I thought of all the egg I could so easily eat if it were as simple as slamming a bit of bread in the toaster. I remember thinking that although Dragons Den is an objectively awful program watching people grovel to these awful fatcats...
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actually that reminds me of massive Dragons Den disappointment the EGGXACTLY. This was a thing you could just put an egg into and it would cook that egg to perfection, no messing about with boiling water, just perfect egg as easy as doing a bit of toast.
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now I am thinking of egg.
I would like egg.
mmm. egg.
But it is bed time. SORRY NO EGG.
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I guess that pasty is lost and gone forever.
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I downloaded my twitter archive and although I found the tweet where I posted a picture of the pasty I had on Bath Spa station in September 2009, at that time I guess Twitter wasn't storing the pictures itself and the picture link just leads to an Imageshack frontpage.
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