Lizz Winstead
Truly S.
@lizzwinstead @PastryPlate The disciples were very upset to learn the Holy Grail was red, but there was no "Happy Passover" message on it.
I am starting to think Jesus died because his followers were fighting about stupid made up shit while he was being persecuted.
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@lizzwinstead Life of Brian was far closer to the mark than most people suspected. -
@lizzwinstead "It really should be called a Crossifix." "Damnit, it's Crucifix and we aren't changing it!" -
@lizzwinstead “Dammit, why is this Grail RED!?!?” -
@lizzwinstead But, seriously, how could they tell which was which? -
@lizzwinstead He died on the cross for the cinnamon. -
@lizzwinstead women don't get paid to think Ms. Winstead! You just go back to filing your nails & reading@glamourmag now.#ThankYou
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