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Writer/Producer/Comic. Co creator of The Daily Show. Author: Lizz Free Or Die. Humble Poobah and . Opinions here are my own.

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  1. 14 hours ago

    One see us it's happening now!!

    Hey people Podcast Sunday w/ & tix: No one will be seated during the Wild Boars
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  2. Jul 29

    This is a gang of beauty and brilliance!

    . catches up with frequent guest and her crew at
    2 replies 19 retweets 120 likes
  3. Jul 28

    Can't wait!

    Join us Proopcast Sunday at 1pm w/ awesome guests & Tix:
    1 reply 1 retweet 10 likes
  4. Jul 27

    Skinny Repeal dies. And along with it goes Bethany Frankel's dream of somehow branding it as a cocktail.

    8 replies 32 retweets 233 likes
  5. Jul 27

    I just got a tattoo and a blowout. I think I may have foolishly overestimated the chances of the earth still existing through the weekend.

    7 replies 15 retweets 156 likes
  6. Jul 27

    I don't want to say we are doomed, but I just called a Lyft, and 4 horsemen showed up.

    10 replies 56 retweets 302 likes
  7. Jul 27

    So will Bannon resign when he is done sucking his own cock?

    11 replies 11 retweets 93 likes
  8. Jul 27

    PSSST. Hey Media- Newsweek has something over here...

    Replying to @lizzwinstead
    ALSO...THEY ARE TRYING TO ABOLISH THE CONGRESSIONAL BUDGET OFFICE (slipping it in as as amendment on another bill)
    1 reply 57 retweets 54 likes
  9. Jul 27

    Your CPC claims to offer an "abortion" reversal" So yeah, you are about as FAKE as it gets.

    Wakota's response to . Check out our blog
    5 retweets 19 likes
  10. Jul 27

    He refers to himself in the 3rd person as "The Mooch"

    19 replies 22 retweets 136 likes
  11. Jul 27

    Great work and love you!

    So proud of the staff and volunteers at and for their work to this week.
    1 retweet 8 likes
  12. Jul 27

    Women should be punished for having a Jeff Sessions

    2 replies 13 likes
  13. Jul 27

    Jeff Sessions is a bad hombre

    3 replies 1 retweet 29 likes
  14. Jul 27

    Jess Sessions is bleeding from his wherever

    2 replies 5 retweets 48 likes
  15. Jul 27

    "Grab em buy the Sessions"

    2 retweets 22 likes
  16. Jul 27

    So if the skinny bill doesn't pass, will the next version be the scrawny bill? Then the emaciated bill ? Then finally the dead bill?

    20 replies 34 retweets 170 likes
  17. Jul 27

    Yeah, dissing Jeff Session is what's over the line.

    1 reply 1 retweet 43 likes
  18. Jul 27

    The coven and me will be ! Come to our panel! Visit our booth!

    1 reply 6 retweets 17 likes
  19. Jul 27

    And !❤️

    This 1997 Cheers&Jeers was 🔥: Shout out to + smackdown of NBC's "It's New to You" campaign. cc:
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  20. Retweeted
    Jul 26

    Federal funds meant to help feed poor mothers & children are rerouted by Missouri to these fake clinics. That's wrong!

    31 retweets 28 likes

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