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@lizzwinstead

Writer/Comic. CoCreator: The Daily Show. Author: Lizz Free Or Die. Breaker of Stigmas . She/Her Booking: leslie@theshipmanagency.com

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Joined July 2009
Born August 05

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    Do to overwhelming response to my show in the Twin Cities, I am adding two more outdoor shows, in a Drive-In movie setting so you can laugh safely, socially distanced while being at an actual show! Details here!

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  3. Why isn't your family helping you through this breakdown?

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  7. Glad the Journalist lets an 8th graders question close out the debate. Fail.

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  8. Mike Pence has Coron-eye virus

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  9. Is there a fly on Pence's head?

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  10. Not one judge Trump nominated onto the federal court was black.

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  11. He breathes covid on his entire staff but believes in the sanctity of life.

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  12. The Knights of Columbus is an anti-abortion extremist organization that funds fake clinics that pretend to be actual healthcare facilities and lie and coerce people seeking care by LITERALLY impersonating doctors.

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  13. We don't want Amy Coney Barrett's fucking family on the supreme court.

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  14. Would Mike Pence ban abortion in Indiana? Yes.

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  15. What did Donald Trump do when Saudi Arabia chopped up a Washington Post journalist?

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  16. Please defend the Green New Deal and explain it to people instead of running away from a plan that can help save the planet and create new jobs. Not stoked about this.

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  17. Back to rake the forest

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  18. Mike Pence, never has a man's name more clearly described his worth.

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  19. Kamala WILL NOT be Penced.

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  20. Mike Pence's face looks like he is wondering what that feeling in his pants is.

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  21. Mike Pence is trying to swallow his own face

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