Sydney’s #2 liz

I pretended I could speak Russian to seem interesting and when challenged on this would make what I can only describe as Slavic noises

Every time I was sent to the office, I'd walk out with stuff. Hall passes, off campus passes, parking lot passes, etc. All blank and pre-stamped with the VP's signature. I'd sell them to my "vip" customers.

In primary I once tied my school bully to a tree with a skein of wool, by literally asking him to hold one end of it and running circles around him until he was too tangled to move. It took my parents being called to the school to convince me that I had done the wrong thing.

I didn’t want to go on an excursion because my teacher was mean so I went to blockbuster and rented spongebob instead, and someone saw me and narc’d so I got suspended for a week during which i just watched more spongebob

organised a walkout of "mothercraft classes" in year 9 in Queensland. Quite proud of it in hindsight.

Self-publishing a one page "newsletter" called "The Devil's Advocate" about how newly introduced compulsory year 11 and 12 uniform punished poor kids and was classist, photocopying 500 copies at the post office, and then plastering it all over the school

15 yrs old, ‘bunking out’ of Notre Dame school at lunch time and running down Mount Pleasant in Liverpool, then sprinting hell for leather to get to the Cavern Club to catch The Beatles play their lunch time sessions! Great till nuns caught us on our way back into school one day!