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Mine was I just showed up to compulsory school sports events with a camera and took photos and told everyone I was the photographer rather than having to participate.
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What’s your most on brand story from school that explains a lot about who you are today?
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Oh yeah. There was also that time in year 8 when I wrote a schmaltzy short story about falling for a girl but realising she was an alien who had to return home and my teacher took 20 minutes to read it in front of the whole class, including the girl who it was clearly about
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Oh wow all the posts of people starting school newsletters reminded me I did that too - I started a year 6 newspaper in primary school. We ran a competition for the name and a girl named Jess won with 'A Hit for 6' - we published 4 issues then folded due to financial troubles.
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In Year 4 my teacher let me teach the class for a day. I made worksheets and photocopied them at my Dad’s office, and made everyone read and analyse a story I had written about bullying.
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PERFECTLY on brand, Anna! Apparently on my very first day of school, I came home upset, and when Mum asked why, I explained that I had thought I'd be teaching the other kids. (Mum and Dad were teachers.)
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I pretended I could speak Russian to seem interesting and when challenged on this would make what I can only describe as Slavic noises
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A teacher threatened to expel me and two friends after we proved that everything in the bible can be contradicted by something else in the bible. Or when I was told I HAD to attend home room half way through a drama dress rehearsal so turned up in underwear and thongs.
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In primary I once tied my school bully to a tree with a skein of wool, by literally asking him to hold one end of it and running circles around him until he was too tangled to move. It took my parents being called to the school to convince me that I had done the wrong thing.
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I didn’t want to go on an excursion because my teacher was mean so I went to blockbuster and rented spongebob instead, and someone saw me and narc’d so I got suspended for a week during which i just watched more spongebob
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Thanks to ‘80s movies, my mind is struggling to accept Spongebob & Blockbuster coexisted…
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