is it me or have white people just been trying to recreate hell this whole time
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Comedian & TV Writer (Q-Force, Girls5Eva) 
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im not even nigerian but im enjoying tf out of this clapback for you rn
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it becomes trendy in waves just like black television... but i fear its here to stay bc dyke wear is the most functional for the apocalypse
im listening to this prince harry interview with dax shepard and he mentioned staying in tyler perry's house AGAIN... IS NO ONE GOING TO MAN UP AND ASK HIM WHAT TYLER PERRY MOVIES HE HAS SEEN ?! DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE !!!!
Happy 10 year anniversary to Kanye STILL being right 🤷🏾♀️ #Beychella #BBMAs #Mayochella #TaylorSwift
Can I bring my dead black friend to the next conference to discuss why I don't like police?
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Watch: Nugget comes to the City Attorney's news conference to discuss why he doesn't like illegal fireworks. 4.nbcla.com/i7CPrDp
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apparently they went away bc ppl would fall in them all the time at night going to the bathroom or kitchen lmaoooo
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i meant to send you this... ive been relaying your work and content to my mother since november, thank u so much for all that you do 🙏🏾❤️🩹💆🏾♀️🛌
I STAN !!!!!!!! 😤😍😩💘 MOOD, GOALS, VISION BOARD, DREAM GIRL, ETC ETC
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yeah whenever a girls face is real calm like that.... be afraid LMAO
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NOT MY LYFT DRIVER TELLING ME HE USED TO WORK AT A CLUB IN WEHO AND HE SAW LISA BONET AND CREE SUMMER MAKE OUT.
once i tell any new yorker that i was hit by a subway train and then show them my mangled leg the entire vibe changes and i then become meghan markle 🗽 i'm the duchess of the B train 🚊
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down to the gif library on instagram and social media... black women dominate gif culture and ig refuses to even show you any... been blowing my mind lately
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i'll be waiting for you to bring attention to the white ones as well sis ⏳👁
they said the same thing about the station i was hit by a subway train in
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lol duh but proud of black folks for finally waking up 😩😭
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me trying to pretend i'm into sports when one of the WNBA studs wants to holla at me
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THE MATRIX was released 24 years ago today. One of the most iconic and groundbreaking movies of its generation, the making of story is a fascinating one.
A THREAD
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I'm proud to say that Chris D'elia has had me blocked every since i said he was the male version of Iliza Shleslinger.
if she was a rapper this would be a hard album cover
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Today is the feast day of Mary Magdalene.
This is said to be her skull, which was discovered by the monks of Saint-Maximin-la-Sainte-Baume in 1279.
It's kept under a glass dome in a golden reliquary in the crypt of a Gothic basilica dedicated to the saint in Southern France.
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not only did i go, but that was the last movie i ever saw in theaters and i also won this cats mug for having the best meow (it was my first and only time ever seeing cats as well fyi lol)
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the way we had no way to figure out what u were saying until lyric websites first dropped in the 2000s 😭
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i dont keep up w politics but if this topic has come back around, this is 1 of my fav quarantine era memes:
the last thing you see before your rent gets increase and you get priced out of your family home and have to move into a tent under the 405 freeway
the fit is crazy 🔥👘🔥
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Anna Brown Ehlers, master weaver of the Tlingit tribe, Pacific Northwest Coast #WomensArt
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emergency pod tonight sis could be the last one ever please ......
i cant believe nobody has brought this back in regards to celebs being dragged
I'M READY GOD THE WARRIORS NEVER LEFT WE BEEN HERE 🤲🏾
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Pam!!! I was just watching this yesterday! Do you still have your Youngin Drop Diamonds from the luncheon?!
this is the haircut jojo siwa just got
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he had to post this cuz his son look like rachel dolezal
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the dude who didnt get his fan picture tho 😩😭💔
its low key cringe how [publicly] horny yall are as a result of a panoramic but i will say that i would let annie st vincent clark top me into eternity
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just read thru this entire thread at 4am three years later holy shit thank you for your work i will be nominating you for a 🏆💪🏾
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im ngl they would kill a cringe gen z remake of Dude Where's My Car
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I thought that was Ellen Degeneres twitter.com/josphedward/st
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I'm OG twitter sis. I'm an internet elder 👵🏾🙏🏾
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@lizadye how is ur avi moving ??? Am I bugging
told the guy at i was a comedian, he asked me if i knew . i said "yeah i just saw her host a queer qpoc strip show i went to DTLA a few nights ago actually."
I just met a white child with blonde hair named Django I'm moving out of Silver Lake ASAP
Studio apt in Silver Lake, $2648/mo, off st parking, amazing views, no AC, laundry or heat, 4/20 friendly, VERY QUIET!
America, this could be us, but you racist.
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Hong Kong leader announces the WITHDRAWAL of hated extradition bill following three months of protests trib.al/fBfuOiS
Damn when Jan 31 became the official pregnancy announcement day??? Not only Rihanna but DaBrat and Judy too!
WHY ISNT ANYONE TALKING ABOUT HILLARY CLINTON'S CAFTAN MOMENT AT THE TYLER PERRY STUDIOS OPENING IN ATLANTA
Just got in an Uber to go to the dispensary and the driver immediately asked me "Chris Brown or Evanescence?"
me trying to quietly return to new york after talking shit about it the entire time i lived there
I told my mom i was watching Ghost (1990) and she said "I wonder how Patrick Swayze is doing?" genuinely
the new Rob and Big lfg 🫶🏾🔥
i'm actually quentin here (obviously) twitter.com/beyonderisdead
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wow youre the only other person ive ever seen with a gif profile pic 🤝
Rihanna is gonna have a baby with A$AP Rocky and we will just have to deal with that so go ahead & prepare now 🔮
oh girl i thought this was about to be a Bushwick art gallery account
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More items recovered that were thrown at officers: Full beverage cans, bricks, bottles, rocks, food.
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i've lost so many friends to babies this year. i have to unfollow you once your baby is born i'm sorry to this newborn.
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What is the best documentary movie you've ever seen?
im in tears at the salmon
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I’m at the Governors Awards, where Danny Glover, Samuel L. Jackson, Elaine May and Liv Ullmann are all receiving honorary Oscars tonight. Also, there’s a smoked salmon Oscar at every seat…
