Jess

@littlesaphir

One heavily-caffeinated nugget. AΣT

Pittsburgh, PA/Erie, PA
Joined April 2009

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  1. I think about that like a few times a week tbh

  2. Honestly how bad would it suck to have Ella Enchanted’s curse of obedience in the modern world where advertising exists

  3. guys I’m gonna do it I’m gonna get back into Animal Crossing

  4. retweeted

    hellllOOOOOO SEA creatures! I bring you greetings from APPLE WORLD!!!

  5. my dad told me that tomorrow is omelet day and without thinking I immediately replied “what’s an omelet” what is wrong with me

  6. retweeted

    Dating is cool and all...but have you had our Mac & Cheese Bites?

  7. tbh everyone needs to watch Steven Universe

  8. retweeted

    If we all went a day without seeing a single minion, I bet we'd all be okay.

  9. retweeted

    The have re-signed forward Beau Bennett to a one-year contract. Details:

  10. My mom says she doesn’t believe the pictures of Pluto

  11. a Salt Life sticker on a car with a Pennsylvania license plate = “I go to Ocean City every summer for a week”

  12. retweeted

    I love Inside Out

  13. Why does the MVP of the All-Star Game get a free car. MLB players are rich, they can buy their own new cars. Give me the new car instead

  14. Fox stole their sports jingle from Sleigh Ride

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    Hello 911? Yeah its Fred Flintstone. My car has tipped over again. Yeah its the huge rack of ribs. I really don't know why I keep doing this

  16. retweeted

    I told them to add an egg to my mtn dew and they did it

  17. Fasting for my doctors appointment and their whole office has catered Moe’s today

  18. retweeted

    ONE WATERMELON......fresh from the manure fields, your spookiness!

  19. retweeted

    When Ninten-did, it was thanks to this man. Our respects to you, Iwata-san. The gaming world has lost a legend.

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