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@litpatches_txt

A bot by that combines great literary works with World of Warcraft (and other game) patch notes.

Joined June 2015

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    13 Jan 2018

    The American Bill of Rights but with a new feature to report other players for harassment.

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  2. Margaret Atwood's The Handmaid's Tale but with no crashes when reviving ghosts.

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  3. Book of Mormon but with a view distance setting in graphics options.

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  4. Cisneros's The House on Mango Street but with an original and intense story set in an infected city cut off from the outside world.

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  5. Kennedy's Ironweed but with alien artifacts and alien science packs.

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  6. Borges's Labyrinths but with feral and radiated zombie archetypes.

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  7. Bronte's Jane Erye but with new kill feed icons for environmental kills.

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  8. Newton's Philosophie Naturalis Principia Mathematica but with skill points.

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  9. Feb 2

    Hugo's Les Miserables but with improved NPC and animal reaction and navigation.

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  10. Feb 2

    Alan Moore's Watchmen but with close relatives can now form alliances.

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  11. Feb 1

    McCarthy's The Road but with 50+ completely new weapons.

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  12. Feb 1

    Dick's Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep but with a sprawling open world, chock full of danger, quests, puzzles, and mysteries.

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  13. Feb 1

    Farrell's The Studs Lonigan Trilogy but with generated poetry, musical forms, instruments, and dances.

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  14. Feb 1

    Joyce's Finnegans Wake but with strong squad cohesion mechanics.

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  15. Feb 1

    Doyle's The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes but with wildlife that fears hostile wildlife.

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  16. Feb 1

    McCullers's The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter but with the ability to perform massive combos with your sword.

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  17. Feb 1

    Goethe's Faust but with emperors now able to grant kingdom titles.

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  18. Jan 31

    Faulker's Light in August but with two new hairstyles added to character customization for both genders.

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  19. Jan 31

    The Diary of Samuel Pepys but with the power to hunt apostates.

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  20. Jan 31

    Verne's 20,000 Leagues under the Sea but with hats.

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  21. Jan 31

    Dan Brown's The Da Vinci Code but with custom games.

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