Nora

@litfreak

Things I have survived: Saudi Arabia, Texas, 9 months without Conan. Thing I am attempting to survive: Grad school.

Joined January 2009

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  1. 17 Nov 2015
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  2. 20 Jun 2013

    Oh, and I made it to my transit safely. Do you like how I told you about the makeup before my personal well being? It's called priorities.

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  3. 20 Jun 2013

    WTF CVS, you tester-less land of fail?! GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER.

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  4. 20 Jun 2013

    This piece of earth shattering news for me will mean v little to most of you: I'm in Heathrow+discovered UK drugstores have makeup testers.

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  5. 19 Jun 2013

    (Seriously you guys, there are like 8 Arab families along with my own freaking out in O'Hare baggage check in right now.)

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  6. 19 Jun 2013

    It involves frantically moving clothes from one overweight bag to another before check-in because Arabs be shopping, y'all. They be shopping

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  7. 19 Jun 2013

    The Arab baggage dance is a sacred travel ritual for my people.

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  8. 19 Jun 2013

    Just passed by the mall on the way to the airport and my heart waved goodbye (that's a thing, yes). I fear for their revenue in my absence.

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  9. 19 Jun 2013

    Journey to Egypt begins now! Get ready for me, Cairo. I'm coming and I'm bringing lots of rage at random interspersed things.

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  10. 17 Jun 2013

    GAHHHHDHHFJFIFHWHD. That's my 'moving is the biggest pain in the ass' cry, Twitter. Do you hear it loud and angry? COS IT'S LOUD AND ANGRY.

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  11. 11 Jun 2013

    There is a show called "My Teen is Pregnant and So Am I." I'm just going to leave that little fact right there and walk away now.

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  12. 11 Jun 2013

    Watching Family SOS with Jo Frost and wondering if I would be more productive if I hired a British woman to yell at me, too.

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  13. 11 Jun 2013

    - This plot line is just...smdh so hard. Touch the glorious white lady, brown folks! She's your glorious mother

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  14. 11 Jun 2013

    My reactions: 1) "pregnancy is all about her"?! SO SORRY YOU'RE JELLY OF MORNING SICKNESS, MEN and then 2) crying.

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  15. 11 Jun 2013

    I should point out my phone tried to auto-capitalize ommek because I have apparently yelled it enough times. So much pride.

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  16. 11 Jun 2013

    Met someone who told me her parents are from Eye-raq. Resisted saying ya far7et ommek beeki wi bi your pronunciation.

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    “Let’s face it, writing is hell.” —William Styron, born today in 1925

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  18. 11 Jun 2013

    (I totally said 'am I???')

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  19. 11 Jun 2013

    Tip: when your advisor says 'you're known to be on top of things' as an expression of trust in your work, not the best idea to say 'am I??'

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    11 Jun 2013
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