Eric Nelson

@literaryeric

VP, Editorial Director, Broadside Books & Executive Editor, Harper. Pseudonymous author of OH, THE MEETINGS YOU’LL GO TO! Feel free to DM book ideas.

Manhattan, NY
Vrijeme pridruživanja: srpanj 2010.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    13. stu 2019.

    How do book advances work? I’m about to reveal all! The first thing to know is that there are essentially five levels of outcomes with book sales: 0, 10k, 25k, 50k, and over 100k. Zero (or 2k or 4k) means you didn’t find your audience. Ten thousand means you found your tribe.

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  2. prije 1 sat

    gonna tell my kids this was the Iowa caucus

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  3. prije 2 sata

    Saw , and 100% truly thought, "Oh, I guess they announced Bernie and Biden won Iowa while I was in a meeting."

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    prije 4 sata

    Pete Buttigieg assuming himself to be the winner of a massive in-house process meltdown is very on brand for a management consultant.

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  5. prije 5 sati

    What if creating an Iowa Caucus app is a bad business opportunity nobody wanted, so it had to be created by the lowest tier of programmers with funding that was basically donations?

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  6. prije 5 sati

    Pretty sure my wife and our grocery store share a Spotify playlist.

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  7. prije 17 sati

    3yo: Ash! Me: What? 3yo: Ash! Me: What? 3yo: Don’t worry I’m not saying ass. Me: Uh, okay great.

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    3. velj

    My presidential platform: 1. Everyone required to wear name tags in social settings. 2. All buildings required to visibly display their numbers. 3. Melon in fruit salad is ILLEGAL.

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  9. prije 20 sati

    Really feeling like Trump missed an opportunity by not posting himself holding a map of Kansas with a Sharpie circle around Kansas City.

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    Job applicants: half the judges on the court are women, the chief judge is a woman, and the chief staff attorney is a woman. This has been the case for years. Addressing your application to the "Gentlemen" only is not putting your best foot forward.

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  11. 3. velj

    The dumbest thing about America is how the less you physically touch members of the public, the more likely you are to have plenty of paid sick days.

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  12. 3. velj

    I keep hearing people say Trump loves distracting from real issues with nonsense like not knowing where Kansas City is. But what if our biggest real issue is that our president is the dumbest fucking person in American public life?

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  13. 1. velj

    I’m not sure this Dave Matthews fan is sending the message she’s hoping to send.

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    30. sij
    Odgovor korisnicima

    I always say to men, you know how you would feel about your first day in prison, that's how my wife feels in a parking lot.

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  15. 30. sij

    Have you ever seen someone jogging with no headphones. WTF is that about?

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  16. 30. sij

    True story. My brother wanted to sleep over at another kid's house in State College. My mom said no, because she'd never met the friend's parents. My father literally said the words, "What could possibly happen? It's JERRY SANDUSKY'S house." She still didn't let him sleep over.

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  17. 29. sij

    The WH might purposely bungle the transition to new president? Honest, how could we tell the difference between their best effort and bungling?

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  18. 29. sij

    I once took an activated charcoal pill and forgot about it. Half an hour later I burped up dry charcoal powder into a cloud in front of my face. For a minute or so I thought I must be dying, and maybe of black lung. Thank you for reading my memoir pitch.

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  19. 28. sij

    When I was an agent, I was amazed at how many people I contacted who have a bazillion Twitter followers but had never been contacted by an agent. It's a crazy mismatch, and it's still true today. I don't have an easy solution this, except, maybe, DM me if you're internet famous?

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  20. 28. sij

    That adds a lot of homogeneity to the author pool. Past authors were a lot of NYC white dudes, so their friends are NYC white dudes. Even the ones that aren't are still the kinds of people who are friends with NYC white dudes.

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  21. 28. sij

    Most editors look at a stack of submissions every week, and buy only from a small pool of established agents. How do agents get clients, though? Almost all of the busiest agents get clients from referrals. So, all their clients START by knowing people who have published books.

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