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Ordinary Banana
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when the Simulators gave up pretending not to exist they uplifted the bananas first. contact official intern @snus_mumrikken for beef scheduling

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    1. Venkatesh Rao‏ @vgr 11 Dec 2017
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      What the hell is porch therapy? #googlefail

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      Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana 11 Dec 2017
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      Replying to @sonyasupposedly @sonyaellenmann @vgr

      Ordinary Banana Retweeted David Perforated

      dude I thought it was just hanging out on the porch wtfhttps://twitter.com/hogganbeck/status/940365966168510464 …

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      David Perforated @hogganbeck
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      When you make them go outside to pick out a switch (a small branch, like from a bush). It’s all uncivilized, so it doesn’t happen indoors
      3:43 PM - 11 Dec 2017
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      • hikikomorphism🏳️‍🌈🏝🛰️ B. capitis tenebris plain mud chandelier 🤖 sonya, supposedly 🎀
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        1. Venkatesh Rao‏ @vgr 11 Dec 2017
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          Replying to @literalbanana @sonyaellenmann

          Google Keaton Jones.

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        2. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana 11 Dec 2017
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          Replying to @vgr @sonyaellenmann

          noooooo

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        1. David Perforated‏ @hogganbeck 11 Dec 2017
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          Replying to @literalbanana @sonyaellenmann @vgr

          TBH, that is how I have heard it. I grew up with a good friend with a spanker dad. I guess it could be the other...

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        2. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana 11 Dec 2017
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          oh I’m sure you’re right it’s just a total science fiction horrible twist moment

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        1. dj microbeads‏ @djmicrobeads 11 Dec 2017
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          do we really need more words for smoking weed tho

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