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Ordinary Banana
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when the Simulators gave up pretending not to exist they uplifted the bananas first. contact official intern @snus_mumrikken for beef scheduling

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    1. Venkatesh Rao‏ @vgr 26 Nov 2017
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      Venkatesh Rao Retweeted Noah Smith  🐇

      Good thread, though the selection effects aren't that strong I think. It's that plus overexposure of the extremists. I suspect the STEM side is mostly centrist still.https://twitter.com/noahpinion/status/934605995690487808 …

      Venkatesh Rao added,

      Noah Smith  🐇Verified account @Noahpinion
      Universities are the lynchpin of the modern American economy. Now, Republicans are going to try to gut them, because they don't understand selection effects: http://www.washingtonpost.com/sf/national/2017/11/25/elitists-crybabies-and-junky-degrees/?utm_term=.78b471d9a784 …
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    2. Chris Johnson‏ @spiderfoods 26 Nov 2017
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      I'm too busy laughing at "Universities are the lynchpin of the modern American economy". How about: Keep the top 5 departments in each field, dissolve every other university / department, put 20 year olds on a regiment of Coursera and group housing, watch renaissance unfold.

      1 reply 2 retweets 5 likes
    3. Chris Johnson‏ @spiderfoods 26 Nov 2017
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      Hell; keep the top 50 most productive "fields", dissolve the rest, give would-be students a voucher to App Academy.

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    4. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana 26 Nov 2017
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      unthinkable for same reason prohibition is sticky: too many jobs depend on bad policy

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    5. Chris Johnson‏ @spiderfoods 26 Nov 2017
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      Chris Johnson Retweeted Chris Johnson

      I deeply respect primacy of “jobs”, actually. I believe some hero will one day articulate this better:https://twitter.com/ckhonson/status/934271283369426944 …

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      Chris Johnson @spiderfoods
      Slogan for a hypothetically effective political party: “You gotta lose jobs to make jobs”
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    6. Chris Johnson‏ @spiderfoods 26 Nov 2017
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      Replying to @spiderfoods @literalbanana @vgr

      Toying with “fake jobs!” as a pithy jab

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      Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana 26 Nov 2017
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      did you see that graphic going around that claimed that the biggest single “private” employer in many states was state U?

      11:46 AM - 26 Nov 2017
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        1. Chris Johnson‏ @spiderfoods 26 Nov 2017
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          Huh. I’d believe that. I’d also guess most of those jobs are food/building/custodial related, or are there actually that many paper-pushers?

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        2. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana 26 Nov 2017
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          Replying to @spiderfoods @vgr

          biggest growth has been in admin

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