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Ordinary Banana
Ordinary Banana
Ordinary Banana
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when the Simulators gave up pretending not to exist they uplifted the bananas first. contact official intern @snus_mumrikken for beef scheduling

Joined December 2015

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    1. St. Rev  ☯️ 🏴 😻‏ @St_Rev 16 Nov 2017
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      St. Rev  ☯️ 🏴 😻 Retweeted NBC News THINK

      Earth is a giant ball of semi-molten iron-nickel alloy, and has no ethical value except as a platform for the existence of living things, including kids.https://twitter.com/NBCNewsTHINK/status/930813139171422208 …

      St. Rev  ☯️ 🏴 😻 added,

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      Kids are bad for Earth. To save it, we must start having fewer of them. http://nbcnews.to/2AK40vc 
      13 replies 114 retweets 321 likes
    2. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana 16 Nov 2017
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      Replying to @St_Rev

      fake ANs: human reproduction impinges on animal habitats real ANs: we need to phase out the primates first, then the cetaceans

      1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
    3. St. Rev  ☯️ 🏴 😻‏ @St_Rev 16 Nov 2017
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      Replying to @literalbanana

      Once you phase out the primates, you're gonna have trouble hiring.

      1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
    4. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana 16 Nov 2017
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      Replying to @St_Rev

      if we were unprincipled for pragmatic reasons we’d just be communists let’s be real

      1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
    5. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 16 Nov 2017
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      Chaos Retweeted Chaos

      https://twitter.com/chaosprime/status/931223062523113472 …

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      this kind of rhetoric is excellent because its result is breeding susceptibility to this kind of rhetoric out of the population https://twitter.com/NBCNewsTHINK/status/930813139171422208 …
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    6. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana 16 Nov 2017
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      Replying to @chaosprime @St_Rev

      fake ANs: my child might be an AN I better fuck him over and reproduce real ANs: ...

      1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
    7. Dan listens to the cold light of morning‏ @danlistensto 16 Nov 2017
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      Replying to @literalbanana @chaosprime @St_Rev

      what you know bout dis? https://www.damninteresting.com/the-unfortunate-sex-life-of-the-banana/ …pic.twitter.com/MABNKJF5YR

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      Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana 16 Nov 2017
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      Replying to @danlistensto @chaosprime @St_Rev

      kink shaming omg

      10:37 AM - 16 Nov 2017
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      • фффффффффф ejlflop plain mud chandelier sad Moon satellite Dan listens to the cold light of morning Chaos
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        2. Dan listens to the cold light of morning‏ @danlistensto 16 Nov 2017
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          Replying to @literalbanana @chaosprime @St_Rev

          I would never. the shame is entirely your own.

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        3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 16 Nov 2017
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          Replying to @danlistensto @literalbanana @St_Rev

          besides, the banana doesn't need competitive reproductive capabilities, like the cow it bypassed the need for all that by making itself useful to what is, from its perspective, an omnipotent hyperpredator or god

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