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Ordinary Banana
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when the Simulators gave up pretending not to exist they uplifted the bananas first. contact official intern @snus_mumrikken for beef scheduling

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    1. sol‏ @fire__exit 10 Oct 2017
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      sol Retweeted Matthew Schmitz

      @literalbananahttps://twitter.com/matthewschmitz/status/917797157742235648 …

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      Matthew SchmitzVerified account @matthewschmitz
      Dogs are stalking horses of the culture of death. https://www.firstthings.com/article/2017/11/beware-of-dog …
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      Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana 10 Oct 2017
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      nope you can't nerd snipe me with wrongness (87 PDFs fall out of my coat)pic.twitter.com/fGrGE4z5Js

      6:09 PM - 10 Oct 2017
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      • Clique Ctrl mori ALL CAPS BOSS Chris Johnson regret maximizer Sviga Lae Top 🔟 Anime Snufkins ~fembot [99‱] Hallow ❄️
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        1. sol‏ @fire__exit 10 Oct 2017
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          woah, households with lots of people feel an even GREATER pull to replace kids with pets??

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        2. sol‏ @fire__exit 11 Oct 2017
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          that chart has nothing to do with the claim that [this message was in my drafts idk what i meant to say]

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        3. sol‏ @fire__exit 11 Oct 2017
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          think i was trying to continue the snipe by saying you need to look at the derivative

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        2.  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 10 Oct 2017
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          Dogs: an extension of human swarm's microbiome. https://www.popsci.com/science/article/2013-04/humans-share-microbiomes-their-dogs-study-finds … So maybe we should eat their poop?http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/sausages-made-with-baby-poo-are-completely-normal-and-super-healthy-say-scientists-9153895.html …

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        3.  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 10 Oct 2017
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          in serous tone... I see cute dogs as a training ritual for taking care of babies. But could be supranormal stimulus?https://twitter.com/ultimape/status/815911784817324033 …

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          The pets we keep to help train our children how to treat other people like shit. https://twitter.com/ultimape/status/770566373764456448 …
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        1. Top  🔟 Anime Snufkins‏ @estnihil 10 Oct 2017
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          tbh wanted @fire__exit to be right so the world might peaceful exit instead of going on like a decades-old soap opera only boomers watch

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