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Ordinary Banana
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when the Simulators gave up pretending not to exist they uplifted the bananas first. contact official intern @snus_mumrikken for beef scheduling

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    1.  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 4 Mar 2017
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      My goal this year is to pet all the bees.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8vAQ1B5Zj4 …

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    2.  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 5 Mar 2017
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      https://twitter.com/ultimape/status/761260111738314752 …

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      If bees don't like to be pet, they shouldn't be fuffly ants. #FluffyBeeButts pic.twitter.com/a1mbiKiCFO
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    3.  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 26 Mar 2017
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      I didn't know so many people remembered by birthday! 🐝👀pic.twitter.com/7L9U48I6jS

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    4.  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 19 Apr 2017
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      “Even insects express anger, terror, jealousy and love, by their stridulation.” ~Charles Darwin (1872)https://qz.com/441672/insects-may-be-able-to-feel-fear-anger-and-empathy-after-all/ …

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    5.  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 21 May 2017
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      Google Alerts + "bee semen" = @PascoSheriff been reusing copyrighted watermarked version @FreeArtDotCom stuff. 🐝💦 https://www.freeart.com/art/prints/disgusted-shocked-blond-woman-gross/all/ …pic.twitter.com/jcqOHimMvl

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    6.  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 21 May 2017
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      Someone at @RT_com seems to have seen the HUGE watermark and blurred it out. LMFAO:https://www.rt.com/viral/389144-police-facebook-woman-semen-thermos/ …

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    7.  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 21 May 2017
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      For actual news on bee semen, here's some quality content from 2013:http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/bee-sperm-bank-prevent-colony-collapse-disorder/story?id=19403788 …

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    8.  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 21 May 2017
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      And a surprisingly detailed article about Australian bee semen:https://www.buzzfeed.com/robstott/death-bee-cums-her?utm_term=.pdV5w6YYBA#.yg2z45llb2 …

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    9.  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 21 May 2017
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      "everyone wants to know how you get semen out of a bee [...] you can find... there are videos of this on youtube." https://www.facebook.com/jeff.gear.9/videos/vb.592353867/10154834638053868/?type=2&theater …

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      I keep reading that bees explode when they have sex. But I can't find videos of that for the life of me.https://twitter.com/ultimape/status/815391762512486400 …

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      Internet says bees come so good: they explode, do back flips, and make a pop noise. Surprisingly hard to find videos.
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      Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana 26 Aug 2017
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      @sadmoonanalog do you have video evidence of this perhaps

      6:19 PM - 26 Aug 2017
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        1.  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 26 Aug 2017
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          No, But I did trace the rumor back to an article that seemed to be paraphrasing a bunch of science studies (without any references).

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        2.  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 26 Aug 2017
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          oh wait, I thought you were asking me. I'd love evidence for it. Best I can say is it's fake-science-news: http://www.ravishly.com/2014/09/23/drone-male-honey-bee-sex-ejaculation-audible-mating-rituals …

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