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Ordinary Banana
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when the Simulators gave up pretending not to exist they uplifted the bananas first. contact official intern @snus_mumrikken for beef scheduling

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    Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana 4 Aug 2017
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    it's very rude to say "cordycepted by a parasitic mind virus" the proper term is "epistemically monogamous"

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      2. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana 4 Aug 2017
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        please don't say "ignorant" or "basic bitch" - have compassion and say "ideacel"

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        Replying to @sonyasupposedly @sonyaellenmann and

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        I just did the meme equivalent of pinning a kick-me sign on my back didn't I

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      2. Dan listens to the cold light of morning‏ @danlistensto 5 Aug 2017
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        Now I realized that I need more people in my life who would know what "cordycepted" meant if I used the word in conversation

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        fun fact: chinese name for Cordyceps translates literally as "summer mushroom winter insect"

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        I love my cordycep and so will you~~

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        "cultural marxism" Apparently, zombie stories are now using cordyceps as the bogus science hook.

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        Remember kids, the only difference between [parasitic mind-virus] and [cordycepted] is [post-qualitative research], geez

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