"The debasement of the word 'literal' was an effect (not cause) of the extinction of the real" --a literal banana
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Replying to @literalbanana
nobody will chat with me since I got tenure, maybe I should go back to being a humble suspicious banana
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do his or her tiny hands REALLY consent to not eating a banana, just asking questionshttps://slatestarcodex.com/2013/08/25/fake-consensualism/ …
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he took 1 bite each out of 3 bananas, so he's on probation. also now he's stealing my mail & hiding in his cage, unaware of federal offense
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he just has too much love to go around it's like food polyamory
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