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Ordinary Banana
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when the Simulators gave up pretending not to exist they uplifted the bananas first. contact official intern @snus_mumrikken for beef scheduling

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    1. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana 7 Apr 2017
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      "The debasement of the word 'literal' was an effect (not cause) of the extinction of the real" --a literal banana

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    2. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana 7 Apr 2017
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      Ordinary Banana Retweeted Ordinary Banana

      https://twitter.com/literalbanana/status/835780590704087041 …

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      Ordinary Banana @literalbanana
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      sigh nobody will fight me
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    3. Chris Johnson‏ @spiderfoods 7 Apr 2017
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      antinatalism is dumb. wassup cashme

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    4. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana 7 Apr 2017
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      https://twitter.com/literalbanana/status/850247164076867585 …

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      oh it can definitely get dumber
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    5. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana 7 Apr 2017
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      nobody will chat with me since I got tenure, maybe I should go back to being a humble suspicious banana

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    6. Chris Johnson‏ @spiderfoods 7 Apr 2017
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      i wouldn't even feed you to my pet rat

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      Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana 7 Apr 2017
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      this is bullying

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        1. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana 7 Apr 2017
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          do his or her tiny hands REALLY consent to not eating a banana, just asking questionshttps://slatestarcodex.com/2013/08/25/fake-consensualism/ …

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        2. Chris Johnson‏ @spiderfoods 7 Apr 2017
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          he took 1 bite each out of 3 bananas, so he's on probation. also now he's stealing my mail & hiding in his cage, unaware of federal offense

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