all animals are natural yogis, plants are too we're just more advanced https://twitter.com/strange_animals/status/746347820169453568 …
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have you ever watched a pond turtle take like 45 minutes to stretch one leg in the sun and know you will never be that good at yoga
well those turtles are just practicing to become plants, endotherms however need to relax
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but... plants basically invented us to help you breed, then get us high all the time. I'm calling bananigans.
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"I'm so glad I invested in walking meat. They're so productive: they're inventing ways to plant us with machines. Machines!"
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you should do stand up
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in a banana suit obviously
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