legalize drugs but PLOT TWIST keep the DEA intact
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Replying to @literalbanana
except their job is now to talk people through bad trips and make sure they stay hydrated & safe
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Replying to @literalbanana
@literalbanana I have actually heard this proposal before and it is terrifying2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes -
Replying to @The_Lagrangian
@The_Lagrangian@literalbanana "too much benadryl eh?" "i'm fi--" "do you have a straight jacket? no mind we brought ours" *barges in*1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes -
Replying to @cwage
@cwage@literalbanana "okay, class, it's time for your govt-mandated collective trip where you discover your spirit-role-in-society"1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes -
Replying to @The_Lagrangian
@The_Lagrangian@cwage it's just that bureaucracies never get smaller so you have to repurpose them somehow2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes -
Replying to @literalbanana
@literalbanana@cwage just pay them to hang out and do drugs all day2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes -
Replying to @The_Lagrangian
@The_Lagrangian@literalbanana@cwage and instead of guaranteed income everyone is now a DEA employee1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
@GrimConch @The_Lagrangian @cwage the Drug Enjoyment Administration and the Foundation for Drug Awesomeness
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