Today I explained to a friend how my neighborhood has black-crowned night herons instead of pigeons and y’know, yeah, that IS kinda weird.
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I like the night herons because it’s like being mobbed with cranky old men in golf pants. Plus they sound like someone mounted a kazoo in a Whoopee Cushion.
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I can’t believe their feet are real
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