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Extraordinary Banana
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when the Simulators gave up pretending not to exist they uplifted the bananas first. if you are reading this be aware that words are fake

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    1. halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @halvorz Apr 24
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      Alt with No Main trilogy

      1 reply 5 retweets 60 likes
      Extraordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Apr 24
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      holy crappic.twitter.com/QOLHTDjFsn

      2:33 PM - 24 Apr 2020
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      • Spotted Toad 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 Pretty Yeet Machine Jenssen 宅家 Ol' Tim Room Tone octopus vomit Gordon Mohr ꧁👁👁꧂ Dedicating Ruckus irl 🐙👨‍👦 ~ Eight Arms, Three Hearts, Can't Lose
      8 replies 65 retweets 299 likes
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        2. halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @halvorz Apr 24
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          tfw the reply is objectively better than yr poast

          1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
        3. Extraordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Apr 24
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          I keep wanting to reply to you and apologize that you didn’t deserve this

          1 reply 0 retweets 17 likes
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        2. halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @halvorz Apr 24
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          halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Retweeted halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

          https://twitter.com/halvorz/status/1253795161399836680 …

          halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ added,

          halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @halvorz
          wild how many unoriginal jokes are out there that nobody has ever made before
          1 reply 0 retweets 40 likes
        3. Visakan Veerasamy‏ @visakanv Apr 24
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          woa

          0 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
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        2. halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @halvorz Apr 24
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          oh no its in my head now

          1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
        3. Alex Godofsky‏ @AlexGodofsky Apr 24
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          that is good tho

          0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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        2. QC‏ @QiaochuYuan Apr 24
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          Replying to @literalbanana @sonyasupposedly @halvorz

          QC Retweeted QC

          https://twitter.com/qiaochuyuan/status/1232034581974413313?s=21 …

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          QC @QiaochuYuan
          the simplest kind of joke that's interesting to me is a mashup of exactly 2 references / memes; these are in the sweet spot that they've generally only been used on twitter like 5-50 times and then i get to find out exactly how basic i am by looking up how many times
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          1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
        3. halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @halvorz Apr 24
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          Replying to @QiaochuYuan @literalbanana @sonyasupposedly

          i too have this weakness

          0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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        2. Emily / aiju‏ @the_aiju Apr 24
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          Emily / aiju Retweeted Emily / aiju

          https://twitter.com/the_aiju/status/1232843994788442118?s=20 …

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          Emily / aiju @the_aiju
          Replying to @mechanicalmonk1
          I’m an alt without a main. Twitter ronin.
          1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
        3. halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @halvorz Apr 24
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          the true protagonists of twitter

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