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Extraordinary Banana
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when the Simulators gave up pretending not to exist they uplifted the bananas first. if you are reading this be aware that words are fake

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    Extraordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Mar 18
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    quarantine cooking tips: -rinse to remove any bits of fur -soak dried cat paw pads overnight -boil until fully tenderpic.twitter.com/4gJhxHYKXt

    2:14 PM - 18 Mar 2020
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    • Julian D'Costa Ryan Cousineau Finn Middleton purpleposeidon born unto trouble NOLAN GRAY Tomasz Kaye (bitbutter) Minimising contact in NL MadLib Daniel Pryor 😄
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      2. Dogs Don't Make Jokes Near Humorless People‏ @MorlockP Mar 18
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        noooooooooooooooo

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      3. Extraordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Mar 18
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        oh you think al dente is better?

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      2. Paddy Ganti‏ @paddy_ganti Mar 18
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        What’s up with the Trader Joe’s ghee on the side ?

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      3. Extraordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Mar 18
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        not even gonna answer that one I think it’s already been adequately clarified

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      2. Emily / aiju‏ @the_aiju Mar 18
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        pic.twitter.com/IA1a7zGl9K

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      3. Emily / aiju‏ @the_aiju Mar 18
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        Once the US government breaks down and Jeff Bezos and David Friedman unite to create an anarchocapitalist utopia, this incident will lead to lengthy negotations which will break down and end in a full-out war between PETA and PETB (people for the ethical treatment of bananas).

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      1. Dan listens to the world changing‏ @danlistensto Mar 18
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        are you...from the Alf planet or what?

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      1. Collin Morris‏ @collinofzion Mar 18
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        I love you

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      1. Mi'sen  ❣️‏ @misen__ Mar 18
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        Banana...............come on............. ...do they taste delicious?

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      1. alex downs wagner‏ @alexdw5 Mar 18
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        New levels of chaotic evil being fermented in quarantine — excellent

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