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when the Simulators gave up pretending not to exist they uplifted the bananas first. if you are reading this be aware that words are fake

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    1. Governor Sisolak‏Verified account @GovSisolak Mar 15
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      I know many of you have heard that young people are low risk, but you can still be exposed to COVID-19 & pass it on--to your mom, your dad, your grandparents. Those you love. What you do over the next few weeks will directly affect your family’s health. I’m counting on you. 2/2

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    2. Governor Sisolak‏Verified account @GovSisolak Mar 15
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      We are also putting in place measures to protect the health and safety of our state workforce, including issuing an emergency regulation to expand the authorization of paid administrative leave for state employees in a state of emergency. 1/3

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    3. Governor Sisolak‏Verified account @GovSisolak Mar 15
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      And I am directing the closure of State offices to the public ASAP. For essential services (eg, unemployment ins, DMV, Medicaid, welfare, & others), in-person public services will be wound down & transitioned as much as possible to online & phone services in the coming days. 2/3

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    4. Governor Sisolak‏Verified account @GovSisolak Mar 15
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      Lastly, we are instituting a hiring freeze & encouraging State agencies to limit spending to essential, emergency purchases. 3/3

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    5. Governor Sisolak‏Verified account @GovSisolak Mar 15
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      Underlying these actions is an important precautionary act that has helped mitigate the spread of the virus in other states & around the world: social distancing. Our Health Response Advisory Team has been working around-the-clock to provide guidance on this & other measures. 1/2

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    6. Governor Sisolak‏Verified account @GovSisolak Mar 15
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      With that in mind, I issued the following directives: ✅Employees who can work from home should do so ✅Ill employees must stay home ✅Businesses should protect employees who must work in-person in accordance with social distancing guidance appropriate for that workplace 2/4

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      ✅Older people, those with health conditions, & other high-risk populations should stay at home & avoid unnecessary contact ✅To our faith leaders: I respectfully request that if you are unable to provide for social distancing protocols, you consider postponing services 3/4

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    8. Governor Sisolak‏Verified account @GovSisolak Mar 15
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      ✅ Local gov'ts should enforce 50% or less capacity of any public gathering space presently allowed by fire marshals Fewer people in a room with a larger distance between them is the only way to decrease the risk of spread. We will provide new guidance as it comes out. 4/4

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    9. Governor Sisolak‏Verified account @GovSisolak Mar 15
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      I also strongly encouraged our gaming properties to consider closing to the public if they determine that is the best way to protect the safety & well-being of Nevadans & visitors. Those that do not close should comply with strict sanitation & social distancing guidelines.

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    10. Extraordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Mar 16
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      the sooner the casinos close the fewer Nevadans die - hope it’s soon enough to avoid a long, disastrous closure and ICUs overwhelmed with dying patients!

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      Extraordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Mar 16
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      Replying to @literalbanana @GovSisolak

      Extraordinary Banana Retweeted Lomez

      it doesn’t have to be a long-term disaster - Macau is open for business again! https://twitter.com/l0m3z/status/1239640595934535680?s=21 …https://twitter.com/L0m3z/status/1239640595934535680 …

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      Lomez @L0m3z
      Meanwhile in Macau. 2 week total lockdown. Now totally clear of new cases, and businesses back up and running. This is doable. Don't be blackpilled. https://twitter.com/gaming_leaders/status/1237825332960428039 …
      12:55 PM - 16 Mar 2020
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        1. Charlie Awbery‏ @_awbery_ Mar 16
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          Also, Macau is Las Vegas Sands Co. baby, so also good for NV business :-)

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