Never thought I’d get a cookie for my agoraphobia.
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virtues are amusingly context-dependent
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I have to cut back on the shitposts because my Mom told her normie friends to read my Twitter for information
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ahahaha that’s a real but also hilarious sacrifice and I salute you
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oh my god if i could say got a school closed i would surely feel epic forever
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lots of opportunities for heroism!! (that no one will probably ever thank you for, which makes it more virtuous)
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Nurtured a hornet dying of dehydration back to life, it took about an hour. Mixed up a sugar water and fed drops. Seminal moment for me, especially the eye contact.
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Profusely thanked the staff in our apartment building for disinfecting door handles and elevator buttons.
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I once got an entire airport closed down, but that was well before the whole virus scare, so I don't think it counts unless you are just fundamentally against air travel.
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Party poopers olympics
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