After a long thread we have arrived at an inescapable conclusion: Brains are stored in the hair
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this thought comes back to me several times each year the distribution and quality of our hair is absolutely bizarre like a horse with only a mane and tail
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I think about this when I'm pulling four foot long hairs out of the shower drain
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So horses and dogs, our greatest allies, are closest? We some kinda good hair gang huh?
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obviously it's a property of cursorial mammals so it flies freely in the wind
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Aquatic ape theory! I remember a book which theorised that long head hair was for babies to grasp onto, when in water. Made me wince in sympathy.
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I 100% stan aquatic ape hypothesis
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Are your tweets calibrated to or refractive of your ever-changing forename? E.g. if you were "Chocolate Banana," would you tweet about West African and Spanish anthropology?
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I'm always finding out the answer to that!
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