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Extraordinary Banana
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when the Simulators gave up pretending not to exist they uplifted the bananas first. if you are reading this be aware that words are fake

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    1. sonya! supposedly?‏ @sonyasupposedly Jan 23
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      sonya! supposedly? Retweeted New York Post

      such a common pattern: something bad could conceivably happen if you do X, so don't do X okay but how *likely* is the conceivable bad thing? risk is an inherent part of life, what you want is *capped* risks with costs that you know you can bear if you need tohttps://twitter.com/nypost/status/1220441882112745474 …

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      New York PostVerified account @nypost
      Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels https://trib.al/j8jQOdy  pic.twitter.com/bsGAtrtzXl
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    2. sonya! supposedly?‏ @sonyasupposedly Jan 23
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      go get that sweet banana pussy you crave, my guy, don't let the remote possibility of a penis rash hold you back from purportedly blowjob-like masturbation ........I might delete this lol

      9 replies 1 retweet 54 likes
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      Extraordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Jan 23
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      Replying to @sonyasupposedly

      people buy dirty people peels in the mail why is this so different??

      2:45 PM - 23 Jan 2020
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      • the phantom lord from back when metallica was Good Plague Misha Matt Guttman Alex Godofsky The End Times QC ian hines Visakan Veerasamy sonya! supposedly?
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        2. sonya! supposedly?‏ @sonyasupposedly Jan 23
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          > dirty people peels MOM STOP

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        3. Visakan Veerasamy‏ @visakanv Jan 23
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          Replying to @sonyasupposedly @literalbanana

          oh god i didn't parse that right the first time

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        2. QC‏ @QiaochuYuan Jan 23
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          Replying to @literalbanana @sonyasupposedly

          i don't get it 🧐

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        3. Visakan Veerasamy‏ @visakanv Jan 23
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          Replying to @QiaochuYuan @literalbanana @sonyasupposedly

          underwear

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        1. Michael Davis-Wilson‏ @mdaviswilson Jan 23
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          Replying to @literalbanana @sonyasupposedly

          ...suddenly I worry if I've been peeling people from the wrong end this whole time.

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        1. The End Times‏ @TheAgeofShoddy Jan 23
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          The End Times Retweeted The End Times

          Well, so much for good intentions.https://mobile.twitter.com/TheAgeofShoddy/status/1220476015731888130 …

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          The End Times @TheAgeofShoddy
          Replying to @sonyasupposedly
          Also I admire your dedication to not tagging literal banana on this.
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