I'm having a panic attack just reading this
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that’s ok I’m watching you saw through a single tomato with like 20 swipes using a ton of pressure on the knife that’s gripped in your hand like a fist
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this is the reply I live for
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carefully flipping eggs, and breaking the yolks anyway
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attempting to peel garlic, but repeatedly getting the garlic skin stuck on his fingers and the knife, taking like 5 minutes per clove
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Can I help? This is my kind of revenge
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Machiavellian; this will limit their marriage prospects In the environment of evolutionary adaptedness we mostly just quoted our rivals using the "dumb voice"
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Deepfake em eating soup with forks. Really really thin soup (soup can be thin, right? Or is it not English?) Basically water with spices. Where spices = { cinnamon , vinnegar }. Or better yet: let them use pitchforks.
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