Apparently there’s a problem with Twitter jail - it’s not punitive enough. They find that when people get banned, their phone cameras fill up with pictures of surfing and cool parties and they never come back.
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Now you’ll never know for sure if you’re banned from Twitter. Instead of notifying you of an infraction, Twitter will secretly replace 10% of your mutuals with undercover Double Triples. Screw up again - 20%. And so on.
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Some say all this has already happened, many times. Some say the world ended in 2012 and we have been living in a computer simulation ever since. It’s impossible to know for sure.
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But, just for fun, you might sometimes post a picture of a fire hydrant, or a hamster, or a cool old lady smoking a cigarette and calmly smiling, and see if any of your followers can tell you the exact culture war meaning of these things. END
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