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    Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Nov 22

    Imagine a pill that makes you unconscious, but still able to function normally, for 8 hours. While on it, you can move, talk, form & access memory, work, etc. (like a p-zombie). It costs $5. How often do you use it?

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      1. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Nov 22

        http://www.fon.hum.uva.nl/rob/Courses/InformationInSpeech/CDROM/Literature/LOTwinterschool2006/szabo.best.vwh.net/synch.html …

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      2. Alan Cole‏Verified account @AlanMCole Nov 22
        Replying to @literalbanana

        Does its lack of consciousness allow it to maintain focus and avoid distractions better than my current self?

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      3. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Nov 22
        Replying to @AlanMCole

        nope same sorry

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      2. doing the high hopes dance down the joker steps‏ @kushnerbomb Nov 22
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        https://delicioustacos.com/2013/02/08/autopilot/ …

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      3. Zero HP Lovecraft‏ @0x49fa98 Nov 22
        Replying to @kushnerbomb @literalbanana

        I instantly thought of this story and slammed the never button before it could load.

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      2. Carnun Marcus-Page‏ @CarnunMP Nov 22
        Replying to @literalbanana

        Hmm... why $5? Also, I'm having trouble understanding what's being asked. Would a pill which knocks out all memory formation be the same thing, effectively? (Cos the whole p-zombie idea I find quite incoherent and distracting, in general... :P )

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      3. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Nov 22
        Replying to @CarnunMP

        the idea here is your memory keeps updating, you just don’t experience anything. whether that’s the same as just not forming memories might depend on whether you think having surgery with no anesthetic, then a memory wipe, is the same as with anesthetic.

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      2. Chris Johnson‏ @spiderfoods Nov 22
        Replying to @literalbanana

        do I have full creative faculties? eg, can i write a series of political essays so bomb it launches me into the presidency?

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      3. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Nov 22
        Replying to @spiderfoods

        anything you can do while conscious, you can do while unconscious, but it doesn’t give you extra powers

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      2. |||||‏ @insurrealist Nov 22
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        90% of the time probably.

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      3. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Nov 22
        Replying to @insurrealist

        yet you seem so cheerful!

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