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When you need to reduce a sauce or stock, measure it with your spoonpic.twitter.com/rHZsYHZCVw
Added blended tomato chipotle sauce and spent some time shredding chicken thighs by handpic.twitter.com/mkCv3R15el
Checking tinga burrito base now stewing on low. But you still need rice for a burrito, so I've thrown half the remaining onions and peppers into a pan to saute for a bitpic.twitter.com/37yQtvJiB7
Working on spicy risotto. Stirring this stuff is such a relaxing processpic.twitter.com/KBXua6Hu9n
They grow up so fastpic.twitter.com/MpLrl3RuoR
Finally throwing the remaining onions and peppers into a vegetarian exclusive cast iron skilletpic.twitter.com/66YxH30l51
For a simple layer of frijoles that I learned from camping with @sadmoonanalog, wish I could've sauted them with peppers from my garden then.pic.twitter.com/3m6ZFSd8Ep
I know this thread has been long but it's almost time for final assembly even though the core thesis won't even be complete today
Layer 1 is spicy lemon risotto, layer 2 is sauted frijoles and peppers topped with cheddar and finally layer 3 is chicken tinga.pic.twitter.com/MKqfcvunk3
I've gravely miscalculated their size. Whoops.pic.twitter.com/dnMQeJeM1K
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