-I send the Goddess Philosophy rolling downhill in a barrel -slowly a line forms -- people organically and spontaneously assume/recognize that I am providing a service, and pay me to kick them downhill in a barrel -soon everyone is in a barrel. It's Barrel Time
every twitter thread: -somebody acts smug -they get dunked on -the dunkers get dunked on -the Goddess Philosophy emerges to show us the way -she gets mad too -the sea and all its creatures continue turning their dark pages
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how much for one barrel ride, good sir?
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Thankfully, I’m safe from this in a sense: I get dunked on all the time and am oblivious to it.
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I'm a turtle!
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The "Show more replies" button: not even once.
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tfw you’re a sea creature
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