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when the Simulators gave up pretending not to exist they uplifted the bananas first. if you are reading this be aware that words are fake

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    1. bowser‏ @browserdotsys 9 Oct 2019
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      they found a blood clot in one of dad’s legs :/ so he went back into surgery to get a filter installed that should prevent it from reaching his lungs if it breaks free

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    2. bowser‏ @browserdotsys 9 Oct 2019
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      he’s still very lucid - managed to read through a quarter of the new murakami book last night - but there are some cracks showing in his neurological functioning

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    3. bowser‏ @browserdotsys 9 Oct 2019
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      in particular he’s developed an odd tendency to swap things (MRI=>MIR, swapping names when listing who’s in the room) and has trouble with eye tracking

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    4. bowser‏ @browserdotsys 9 Oct 2019
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      still hopeful, but we also still have the biopsy results to come, hanging over our heads. those results could change things for the worse very quickly

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    5. bowser‏ @browserdotsys 9 Oct 2019
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      also my wife’s aunt’s funeral is on Saturday because there is no natural law that prevents terrible things from clustering

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    6. bowser‏ @browserdotsys 9 Oct 2019
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      we spent a while talking about hawks. he said that if he makes it through he wants to learn more about other fields; there’s so much to know and so little time

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      Extraordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana 9 Oct 2019
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      Replying to @browserdotsys

      you’re good and this is a good thread. fwiw my grandmother had some pretty serious aphasia following a stroke and it got a lot better in a few days.

      10:33 PM - 9 Oct 2019
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        2. bowser‏ @browserdotsys 9 Oct 2019
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          Replying to @literalbanana

          thanks banana <3 though as he said yesterday, “I don’t care if I end up with a stutter, I just don’t want to die”

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        3. PICKLE HOMER IS WIELDING THE POWER OF THE VOID‏ @picklehomer 9 Oct 2019
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          my brain criss-crossed this into "I don't care if I die, I just don't want to end up with a stutter" which was a lot less sad 😰

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