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Ordinary Banana
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when the Simulators gave up pretending not to exist they uplifted the bananas first. contact official intern @snus_mumrikken for beef scheduling

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    Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Oct 7
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    imagine being honest enough to talk about media content on this scale http://jimleff.info/eating-by-the-numbers.html …

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    • mori Chris Johnson Raymond Finzel Dan listens to the cold light of morning Dogs Don't Have Thumbs Mi'sen sanjaya dj microbeads den OTom angeben 🇪🇺
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      2. Jay Harrington‏ @jay_harring Oct 7
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        I don't think this is necessarily the right scale. Often the problem isn't that the content is substandard within its genre, but that it isn't what it pretends to be. The food analogy for a lot of reporting and social science is this:pic.twitter.com/1pcrbdzrKP

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      3. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Oct 7
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        is that spaghetti with roe? I love that though

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      2. Aaron‏ @aaron_etc Oct 7
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        Imagine the literary equivalent of live mice for dinner.

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      3. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Oct 7
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        it’s all around us

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      2. dj microbeads‏ @djmicrobeads Oct 8
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        it's worryingly easy to bumble through life not actually having any tastes or preferences. i think most people are not even honest with themselves, just sort of passive

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      3. Visakan Veerasamy‏ @visakanv Oct 8
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        exacerbated by the fact that it's very profitable to sell identity to people, ie highly skilled professionals are working hard all the time to domesticate people's tastes

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      1. purpleposeidon‏ @purpleposeidon Oct 8
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        “Manuel and I agreed that this is the very gist of what we humans do best when we're at our best. Like earthworms enriching soil, our love and care can invest with divinity all that we touch.”

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      2. den OTom angeben  🇪🇺‏ @otomhsocial Oct 8
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        Yes rating systems work well if people really apply them. Sadly what mostly happens is that your majority of raters will choose between highest rating, lowest rating, and not rating at all, while only an insignificant minority will really rate according to any scale.

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      3. den OTom angeben  🇪🇺‏ @otomhsocial Oct 8
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        The lack of real rating is what makes smart people use funnel analyses, how often consumers return to your service, how long they stay etc instead of rating systems.

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      1. faun‏ @makoConstruct Oct 8
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        laughed for two minutes about melted orange lollipop OJ

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