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Ordinary Banana
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when the Simulators gave up pretending not to exist they uplifted the bananas first. contact official intern @snus_mumrikken for beef scheduling

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    1. Siberian Fox‏ @SilverVVulpes Oct 6
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      Siberian Fox Retweeted Mason  🏃🏻 ✂️

      People(specially with higher edu)are typically delaying"getting serious"until their 30s now,and serial monogamy with good communication and everyone knowing what they're getting is the way to not feel lonely meanwhile and have some experience and emotional maturity for that timehttps://twitter.com/webdevMason/status/1180675427091660800 …

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      Mason  🏃🏻 ✂️ @webdevMason
      I swear to god I'm not going trad, but the more I think about it the dumber it seems to encourage young people to do some serial monogamy before partnering up — like people whose only practice is in explicitly disposable relationships would be any better at the real deal
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    2. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Oct 6
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      Replying to @SilverVVulpes

      you’ve probably read this but it made me think ofhttps://athrelon.tumblr.com/post/173211227641/when-applying-to-residencies-theres-a-thing …

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    3. Siberian Fox‏ @SilverVVulpes Oct 6
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      no I didn't and I confess I can't empathize at all with what's described in the first paragraph. The main reason I do what I do is that I don't want a serious relationship until I know what continent I'm going to live in for longer than 3-5 years

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    4. Siberian Fox‏ @SilverVVulpes Oct 6
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      Replying to @SilverVVulpes @literalbanana

      it might be that I'm not competitive at all so I am not good at the meritocratic credentials meme, but what the actual fuck

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    5. Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Oct 6
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      Replying to @SilverVVulpes

      my interpretation was that people seem very willing to trade pair bonding potential for small amounts of possible marginal status - seems broadly true to me but no idea how universal

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      Ordinary Banana‏ @literalbanana Oct 6
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      even worse would be if the “true” motivation of higher education is to “afford” a better partner (sorry for scare quotes)

      11:32 PM - 6 Oct 2019
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        1. Siberian Fox‏ @SilverVVulpes Oct 6
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          I can understand that in the sense I can understand a bit of a sociopathic investor in relationshipcoins. Like I just model someone slightly different and press off at some buttons. I could write that character so to speak, but not the ones with only the first paragraph info

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