The eradication of gros michel made bananakind stronger
The whole reason I became a banana supervillain is because every culture needs a scapegoat plant and ours has been tobacco for too long it’s boring
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RIP Fat Mike
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Now that the scapegoat has shifted from tobacco to bananas, it is time for pickles to fill the role formerly filled by menthol
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tfw you try to be a banana supervillain and nature extincts you before humans even get a chance
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ok stay out of the news cycle you heretic joker or I take away your civil disobedience award
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Who among us has not been a 15-year-old getting their hands on a copy of the Anarchist Cookbook and trying to get high by smoking banana peels.
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The fearmongering about banana smoking is long overdue!
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bananas lend themselves naturally to unsustainable clone armies
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I am dumping you for at-sign literalkudzu
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