imagining a metal world where we express everything this way - e.g. “I spun enough hemp to hang 14 people today”https://twitter.com/new_narrative/status/1167651623419678722 …
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India and the Philippines combined produce about 35 million tonnes of bananas per year, enough to lethally irradiate 5000 people
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OH NO it’s going microviral, friends it’s just a matter of time until someone sincerely explains to me that radiation doesn’t work that way
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according to Randall Monroe, 80 million bananas will kill one person https://xkcd.com/radiation/
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if a banana weighs half a pound, the amount you gave can kill ~2.5k people science!
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hey radiation doesn't work that way
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THANK YOU
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twitter contains enough nitpickers to kill exactly half of the earth's population through boredom
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Knits make likes tho
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what, 5000 people couldn't be lured to a nuclear test site with promise of bananas?
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just explain to them how much mushed up banana is required to choke a person to death probably like 2 mouthfuls-worth at once being crammed into your face and you. are. done
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