imagining a metal world where we express everything this way - e.g. “I spun enough hemp to hang 14 people today”https://twitter.com/new_narrative/status/1167651623419678722 …
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“Lake Tahoe contains 39 trillion gallons of water, enough to drown the entire population of earth”
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India and the Philippines combined produce about 35 million tonnes of bananas per year, enough to lethally irradiate 5000 people
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OH NO it’s going microviral, friends it’s just a matter of time until someone sincerely explains to me that radiation doesn’t work that way
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my bathtub contains enough water to drown the entire population of earth, just not in parallel
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same for the sash of my bathrobe if it comes down to it
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DIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!hydrogen monoxide -- DIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!hydrogen monoxide -- [impossible guitar solo]
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