“Lake Tahoe contains 39 trillion gallons of water, enough to drown the entire population of earth”
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imagining a metal world where we express everything this way - e.g. “I spun enough hemp to hang 14 people today”https://twitter.com/new_narrative/status/1167651623419678722 …
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India and the Philippines combined produce about 35 million tonnes of bananas per year, enough to lethally irradiate 5000 people
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OH NO it’s going microviral, friends it’s just a matter of time until someone sincerely explains to me that radiation doesn’t work that way
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I ate enough calories to kill 30 chihuahuas of overfeeding today.
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see it makes all experiences more colorful and poignant
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Also obvious they mean to make it scary. Fentanyl is useful medication without any real direct substitute (currently). It could have just as easily been framed as treating X million sick people
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no we must fight the drug war fuck people with cancer
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today on my wacky youtube channel, we will
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charged a laptop battery with enough electrical energy to complete hundreds of 360 joule defibrillations
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