Most important part of the honeymoon- visiting the Meguro Parasitological Museum and their 8.8m long fish tapewormpic.twitter.com/CKgmfcAssJ
when the Simulators gave up pretending not to exist they uplifted the bananas first. contact official intern @snus_mumrikken for beef scheduling
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Most important part of the honeymoon- visiting the Meguro Parasitological Museum and their 8.8m long fish tapewormpic.twitter.com/CKgmfcAssJ
Here is a horsehair worm (Chordades japonensis), which hacks praying mantises to leap into water, killing the mantis but continuing the lifecycle of the wormpic.twitter.com/t7vpgZeF5Z
Here is a dog heartworm coming out of what is presumably a dog heart (though they have other hosts)pic.twitter.com/YDWRPOzjOl
Giant intestinal worm (ascaris lumbricoides)- we met someone in a park whose relative had a worm that came out her nose- probably ascaris since it will go up and out if you are too hostile am environmentpic.twitter.com/Rzs8lu0eY7
Necator americanus, aka hookworm- it drinks your blood after chomping on your intestinal villi. Beloved of autoimmune sufferers who believe it can cure thempic.twitter.com/0lCOQzH7SE
Those look like gills but if you look closer it’s an isopodapic.twitter.com/aNxefRmT29
Those are liver cysts- a similar thing happens to humans if they contract zoonotic dog tapewormpic.twitter.com/6Fad5KvZtn
J/k the most important part of the honeymoon is @lumenphosphor, pictured here with some parasitic crabspic.twitter.com/gnJ2Q5MLTG
Afterward we went out for conveyer belt sushi

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This man carrying his scrotum in a bindle is suffering from lymphatic filariasis, which is luckily borne by mosquitoes and not fishpic.twitter.com/gRkCLd51xS
whoa is this why tanuki can fly using their giant balls?
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